December 30, 2005
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on political correctness:
even Americans anymore. We've got labels. Native American. African-American.
Irish American. My dog, I guess, is a Mutt American. My cat is a Pain-in-the-Butt
on the myth that pro golf is tougher than hacker golf:
Norman can hit par (or even the ball) after three or four Budweisers,
then I'll think he's a great golfer.
on the joys of childbirth:
I couldn't watch. While the doctor was working on the south end of my
wife, I kept my eyes glued squarely on the north.
on his Upper Peninsula roots:
way to end a sentence in the U.P. is to
A) Say, Eh? B) Say, Ya know? or
Heller High Water...
is a wry and insightful
collection of columns
by The Flint Journals award-winning columnist, Andrew Heller
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